Sorry, you look terrified. I did get a little terrified right before we started. Something came over you? Yeah! What? You’re scare- I don’t know, just the anticipation- I make people nervous, it’s fine. You do, we're on a date. It’s nerve- dates are scary! Yeah. What's the worst date you’ve ever been on? I mean, it was my fault.
This guy was really, really cute. He's dead now, actually. What? Sorry, I didn’t mean for that to be- I’m sorry? I laughed too hard at a joke and I kept laughing and laughing and laughing. You laughed on the date so much? I annoyed him. And everybody in the theatre, It wasn't even like, a comedy, it was just something happened that, like, struck my funny bone.
Mhmm. It just went on and on and on until he died. Sorry. For the X-Men… Uh-huh? Was it true that you had to be painted naked every day? Yeah. Do you have any other kinks? No, just the one. Do you think shapeshifting is the best superpower to have? Probably not. It seems like Magneto is more powerful than everybody else.
I would love to speak every language in the world. Oh, that's a really good one! I know. Oh, can I take that one? No. I would like to speak every language in the world. Yeah! I was just… You were just imitating me. I was doing you. Okay, go on. Say something else. No. I feel like you'd be good on a reality show though.
My dream would be to be a producer. Like the one that's, like, stirring the sh*t. So just making everyone's life hell? Yes. You were good on that Hunger Games one. Thank you. It was bleak. Mmhm. Really unfair as well. Highly unfair. Also, children? It’s actually mental. I asked my husband way late into our relationship, We were like…
On your wedding day? On our wedding day, I was like ‘Do you like The Hunger Games?’ Then he just died laughing at me and, like, texted all my friends that I said that. What was the answer? No, he did like The Hunger Games. Oh thank God, because otherwise that marriage would have been annulled right then and there.
Of course! If you had to kill someone, how would you do it? If you had to kill someone, how would you do it? I think about this a lot. Mhmm. You can't be tried for murder if there is no body. So your best shot is to just put it somewhere where it will never, ever be found. Okay… But how? I'm not comfortable sharing.
Who is the best on-screen kiss? If you have to pick. Worst kisser? I don't want to say, but there is one. There is one? I’ll tell you after. What, just like, too much… saliva? It's like… Small… mouth? Oh God. His mouth was fine, but like, what he did with it, it was wrong. Are you a romantic person, would you say? No.
Do you have a big family? I have two older brothers. Yes, they single? Um, no, they're both married. Cool. I'm not interested, I was just wondering. Yeah. Yeah. Just in case. Are you close? ‘Just in case’. Just in case they weren’t. I don’t think they’d be your type. I could be your sister if you wanted.
If you’re… Hm. Okay. I feel like other people… …taking applicants? Could maybe… do that, that I've known longer. No, I don't think so. Okay. Has your baby seen any of your movies? No. He hasn't seen any movies. He's just a baby. Yeah, I know. Which one would you show him if you had to? Hmm, Hunger Games.
Did you have to audition for Hunger Games? I did audition for Hunger Games. Did you have to do any… And X-Men. …bow and arrow in the audition? No, but I learned archery. Could you do it now, do you think? Yeah! Because I have a bow and arrow right now and an apple that I'm going to put on top of my head.
Put it in your mouth. What's your star sign? Aquarius. My baby’s an Aquarius! Oh my gosh! I'm your… Baby! Baby! I’ve shapeshifted! To this moment. To be with you, because I miss you! Thank you, thanks for bringing that up. I don’t have any guilt at all. No no no no no, I didn’t mean that. Being across the ocean, Jesus Christ, this is one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on.
I didn’t mean that. You can do what you want. That's what I say all the time. Like, ‘I can do whatever I want!’ So being proposed to, like, what does that feel like? I've always wanted to know. Terrifying, but very, very exciting. I just, I didn't say what I wanted to, I like, imagined it a million times, and then I ended up just going ‘What? What? What?’ And then going ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’ Like a competition winner.
Exactly. I really would love to get proposed to. Phoebe… What? Did you just call me Phoebe? Yeah. Amelia. Any icks, any dating icks? If they brought me to a restaurant this hot. Cool. That would be one. Yeah, I would be like, ‘What are you thinking?’ You know what, it never is really that hot in London so so you've just come at a bad time.
Yeah, that’s classic me. Coming at a bad time! Oh dear. Oh, good one. What? There's never a ‘bad time’. To… Unless there is some weird scenario being said. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking, I don't know what you're talking about. I just meant like, I always come at a bad time.
I never come at a bad time. I come at the perfect time. Really? Yes. He's from Kentucky? Yeah, he's from Louisville. I'm from Louisville. There's no way Jack Harlow’s from Louisville, Kentucky. Yeah he is! I thought you'd know, you'd be friends. I mean, I’m totally down to be friends, I really liked that clip that went viral with him and Emma Chamberlain.
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