BIZARRE DAD LOGIC: MGK RUSHES HOME FOR PHEROMONE CURE
The Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) chaos machine has reached a new, completely bizarre level of parenting. While walking the red carpet at the American Music Awards in Las Vegas, the -year-old rapper abruptly cut short his appearance because his newborn daughter with ex-fiancée Megan Fox had a fever—and his proposed cure was absolutely wild.
The “Wild Boy” told E! News his shocking solution: “She has a little bit of a fever, so I’m gonna just walk the carpet and go back, you know what I mean, and handle my business.” He then explained his unique medical treatment: “Give her my pheromones, and let her heal up.”
This is classic MGK: taking an ordinary parenting concern and turning it into a theatrical, almost unhinged performance. While his desire to rush home is commendable, the belief that his “pheromones” are a medically sound treatment for a fever raises serious questions about his judgment. The entire incident proves that even in fatherhood, MGK cannot resist the dramatic spotlight.
ELATED, BUT BROKEN: THE CO-PARENTING FAKE-OUT
Despite the red carpet chaos, MGK insisted he is “elated” to be in dad mode again, telling Access Online, “It’s just awesome.” He then shared a tender, but strange, detail about his baby girl, whom he and Fox, , welcomed in March: “They smell so good,” he said, motioning as if cradling a baby. “I was just meant to be a dad.”
This gushing interview is a clear attempt to project a warm, stable image that completely contradicts the reality of his relationship with Fox. Sources are explicit: “Megan and Colson are not back together.”
Their entire dynamic is a highly controlled, non-romantic arrangement focused “strictly on coparenting their baby girl.” MGK is only staying at Fox’s house “part-time” and “solely to spend time with the baby.” The couple is living in separate emotional worlds, with the baby’s care being the only thing forcing their paths to cross.
CELESTIAL SEED CONFUSION: NAME DRAMA
The baby’s birth has been shrouded in confusion from the start. MGK initially announced her arrival on Instagram, calling her their “little celestial seed,” leading to immediate speculation that was her name. Less than a week later, the rapper was forced to clarify: “Wait guys… her name isn’t ‘Celestial Seed’ .”
He put the pressure squarely on Fox, adding, “Her mom is gonna tell you the name when we’re ready.” This awkward public correction highlights the lack of coordination and communication between the exes, who couldn’t even manage to agree on the baby’s name announcement before MGK jumped the gun.
The baby joins a complicated blended family: MGK is also dad to daughter Casie, , and Fox shares her three sons—Noah, Bodhi, and Journey—with ex-husband Brian Austin Green. The addition of a new baby is already stretching this fractured family dynamic to its limit.
BREAKUP BOMBSHELL: THE UNPLANNED CHAOS
The entire, complicated situation is built on a foundation of chaos. Fox and MGK famously called it quits in December , just weeks after announcing the pregnancy. The baby was unplanned, arriving right in the middle of their public, volatile breakup.
The source is clear: “They’re committed to being present for their daughter, but they’re not living together or romantically involved.” This means MGK’s emotional declarations and bizarre “pheromone” healing methods are being deployed in a context where the relationship is fundamentally dead, making the entire performance feel like a fragile fake-out.
HOW LONG CAN THE PHEROMONE TRUCE LAST?
MGK’s swift exit from the AMAs, while sweet, is entirely in character with his highly dramatic lifestyle. He is trying to be the committed father, but his own eccentricities—and the cold, hard fact of the breakup—are constantly threatening the stability of the co-parenting truce.
The ultimate cliffhanger is: Will MGK’s “elated” new dad energy finally provide the stability needed for his daughter, or will his reliance on bizarre “pheromone” healing and his relentless need for the spotlight finally push the fiercely private Megan Fox to lock the doors and demand a complete, clean break?
The baby’s fever may break, but the drama is just heating up.
